the grand food fight ( IC game)

here in the )(ic's ceremonial banquet hall the cooks and chefs had slaved away for a month to prepare the grand feast for the imperial visit, but sadly this food will go to waste because the )(ic decided it was more fun to go to war than to feast, so the hall was open to the public to have a friendly fight in and be recorded for the )(ic's enjoyment

> the game is simple, grab food and hit some one with it,you can only use food, your modus and weapons were taken by the drones when you entered the hall  

corvus stood at the table and grabbed a bread stick, since he didn't have a target yet he needed something to defend with, this should do nicely

alright bring it on

sielus stood behind the desert table and grabbed a moist chocolate frosted cupcake, oh this was gonna be fun, then pegged to confection at the back small trolls head

TAKE THISS!

he bellowed

Corvus spun around at the war call and swung the herd crusty bread stick like a bat and caused the cupcake to explode in impact, showering him in debris, but left him other wise unharmed

is that all you got?

corvus darted to the other side of his table and picked up a fried meat ball, which he then tried to bat at sielus but went wide and sailed for the entrance door...

You get in, and man! so much food! before starting anything, you feast yourself with some, you always say that the best food is the free one, and there is a lot of food to anyone noticing you're eating the weapons, anyways~

But you're not so careless, you have your earfins puffed, alert to any sound fo someone decides to hit you, also you don't touch a pie near you, that's your first defensive item.

<Y> Nomnomnomnom ~

As how the fight is getting between Sielus and Corvus, you decide to pick the pie and eat a big baguette sandwich, just in case they decide to attack you. You're quite defensive when wars are in and try to stay away, yet, you're a Violet, naturally skilled for this stuff if needed action from your side.

Sielus laughed at the poor shot and threw another cupcake, this was to easy, picking on the little guy, he looked across the hall an spied Albali standing there with a pie at the ready, whelp shed here for war, he might as well oblige

grabbing a bowl of strawberry mousse and a large serveing spoon, sielus lobbed a healthy serving at the other seadewller

Thisday was supossed to be calm, but... food war? That's ridiculous and immature. Who would like to throw food at...? Ohhhh, is that the sea dweller who kissed Rubedo? Is time for your vendetta! Grab a Black Forest Cake and throw it at the male sea dweller's back... of course, you keep a slice for yourself.

"8o Sea dweller, the one with the metallic arm and the ridiculous goggles! I challenge you to a duel! o8"

the cake splattered all over sielus's back, staining his shirt in cake. who the hell threw that? oh it was the jade blood with the bow tie, fins challenge accepted then.

ﾒ_0 ha! i accept! and my g0ggless are awess0me! Albali gave them t0 me!

arming himself with a tray of mini pavlovas he began hurling the them in rapid succession at the jade blood

You smell that "acid" aroma, you HATE strawberries (and any kind of berries actually) As much as you like in a quadrant sense your blood comrade, you can't help it but get angry at the strawberry he tossed you and ruined your delicious baguette.

You make a mix of a hiss and a growl at him and you where about to toss at him the pie, until you notice the jade guy who tossed the cake and... What!? RIDICULOUS GOOGLES!? No body insults your stuff! Those googles Sielus is wearing where your first ones and you wanted him to have them, so you in your little rage launch the pie at Vitreu.

<Y> COME AND SAY TO MY FACE HOW RIDICULOUS MY OWN GOOGLES ARE, FANCY BOY... C'MON ~

You can dodge those pavlovas, your rival is quick! One of the pavlovas hit your face... mmm, they are delicious, who nake them? After the pavlova's assault you are hit by a pie of who knows what. The responsible? Ah! It was the sea dweller girl, the main ally of your recent proclaimed enemy! That means she's an enemy, too... also, her pie stained your precious jade bow tie!

"8o I see... you are his ally, right? Then, you are my enemy, too... o8"

You take a bowl of chocolate mousse and throw it at the sea dweller girl.

Corvus had ducked under the table at this point, having narrowly avoided the second cupcake thrown at him, when he resurfaces he saw that sielus and another seadweller had joined forces and were picking on Vitreu, that wasn't fair! grabing more meat balls he joined in and pelted the balls of processed meat at Sielus to give the jade blood some breathing room to finish off the girl

raaggghh, i got you now!

<Y> He is my mates... errn... my most precious client and my loyal apprentice! O'course I'll stand for hi-- UUUY! ~

You dodge the mousse barely by crouching, yet it was enough to take off your hat, you growl at Vitreu and then you pick some cupcakes and muffins of different flavors and star tossing those at the jade guy.

You frown into eternity. Why. The Condescension was harsh, it must've taken a lot of time to prepare some of these dishes. Even if, in your opinion, some of them could've been done better. You appreciate the valiant effort of the chefs, but this is the royal kitchen, come on, that soufflé over there obviously wasn't left the needed time in the oven! Or at the right temperature . No wonder )(IC wasn't attracted to this.

The dishes that DO excel, however, you take those with you to pick apart carefully. And you waste approximately a full hour hiding under the tablecloth, taking notes and studying color, composition, flavor, odors and texture. These chefs are the best in Alternia, you won't have an opportunity like this one ever again. Shhh, you're working, only food science now. Everyone is too busy dicking around to notice.

The plates that are badly made and disappoint you, though, maybe you will throw them later at someone else.

(It's so hard to join in when your character is a chef Dx)

Oh! Is Corvus at your side! You knew it! He considers you his friend and ally! Now, is time to attack the sea dweller girl before... too late, she's attacking you with cupcakes. In one of those attacks you grab a chocolate cupcake and you throw it at her face.

"8o I hope you like chocolate! o8"

sielus was about to press his attack when a meat ball collided wirg his head and smeared oil and juice's though his hair, crap he forgot about the little troll, better deal with him first!

ﾒ_0 D0nt think y0ur g0nna get away with that!

he grabbed the bowl of jelly and began ladling it at corvus

You take a plate of boneless cluckbeast meat that have apparently been rolled in some sort of spicy sauce, and throw it in the air. The little chunks fly like little projectiles, impacting on a few victims. They aren't really great as weapons, but damn, do they STAIN. You are wearing heels right now, but are used to them, so you go and run for cover behind a table in case anyone sends food flying to you.

You're hit by the cupcake, and the hit was strong enough to make you step backwards and for your misfortune, you step on some of the chicken chunks, is mostly the sauce that makes you trip and you land hard on the floor, near the table where Rubedo has been hiding.

That was it, you seemed to like this jade dude but he has just showed you the kind of troll he is and you don't like him a little bit anymore, he might seem cute and fancy, but you now can't stand him. You needed something not as soft as what you've been throwing... Oh! it's the seafood table! you pick up some clams and throw them to Vitreu quite hard.

"8o Auu! o8"

Something hard hit your cheek. Uh? A clam? Did she really throw a clam at you? Oh no, more clams! Why is she trowing clams at you? You thought you'll just use soft food! This is not fair for you. You hide under a table, damn, some of those clams made cuts in your face and hands... that crimson blood around there was Rubedo?

You are fucking working everyone can shove pie on their faces or something, you want to be left alone. This is too much tomfoolery for you. You are too concentrated on your notes to care to see what's happening up the- wo what was that sound. Sounds like someone fell. Or maybe someone dropped a huge whole cooked animal to the ground or something? WAIT WHY IS VITREU IN FRONT OF YOU AND. BLEEDING? AND COVERED IN FOOD? BUT ALSO BLEEDI--or is that grub sauce? Well, is a food fight. So maybe it is?

No, wait, what the fuck.

"Vitreu? ...You were participating?" You raise your eyebrows and let your jaw drop a bit, surprised. You even forget what you were writting down. You didn't think he'd be the kind of troll to take part in that kind of event.

You found some bougatsas close to your right hand. You pick all the bougatsas you can and leave your hide place. Then proceed to throw them at the sea dweller girl. You try to move close to the desk where she fell before, do you want to see is that red blood is your friend Rubedo.

You after being hit by some of the bougastas pick some sushi rolls and throw them to the Jade guy, you notice blood on his face and hands but can't care less, he made fun of your GLORIOUS googles.

But one of the roll lands on Sielus... What a mistake of yours.

First, you take your heels off. Second, you take very carefully a rather large bowl of chocolate pudding and, quietly, approach both the seadweller and the jadeblood, who seem to be rather distracted. And then, with all of the force your arms can provide, you pour the liquid on them like a fudge cascade, soaking them wet. Yes, enjoy your bath!

"dO nOt lEt yOUr gUArd dOWn so EAsIly!"

You love foods that stain. Specially those that stain in your blood color. It's like paintball, but better.

You hopelessly crouch as you see that brown thing flying over you, man, what you hate more than berries is chocolate! You have never understood the big deal and likeness people have towards it, for you is a "meh" food... Well, is not like you are a candy person, you enjoy more salty and spicy things anyway.

But what's up with the Bronze gal? She has been targeting you and the jade dude this whole time... You're neutral towards her so you don't know what to do, you're still angry at the fancy boy for what he said...

You end picking up a bowl with salad and toss it at the Bronze girl not quite convinced, but you tell to yourself "better this than nothing"...

Corvus had escaped the cascade of jello by ducking under the table, and worked his way along to get out of range of Sielus, tactically speaking, Vitreu needed help, he was out numbered again and needed support

popping out at the seafood table Corvus grabbed the bowl of caviar and hurled it at Albali and the brown blood, then threw his trusty meat splattered bead stick to his jade ally before ducking under the table again

You protect your face from both the salad and the caviar attack. You can feel your body pulsating with adrenaline, and although you are usually lazy (seriously it took you forever to stop whining and just come here) you must admit you are having a lot of fun. You don't have any special target. Unless "the active ones" count as a valid one, because those are the ones you are targeting for.

Oh no. He's not going away now that he threw you food.

You hand the empty bowl at albali because she might use it as shield or something now that she saw you do that, and pull the tablecloth away. Fortunately, it comes intact and you only spill a few dishes. There! There he iiiiiisssswhathefuck why is a crimson blood there as well.

You put the bowl on your already messy head (thanks goodness your horns allow it to fit in your skull) and see what the bronze gal does, and for your own surprise, you see the crimson guy with a lot more dishes with him on the table, you wonder if he was enjoying all that by himself as you did at the start or what.