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Post by Rubedo Promet Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:22 pm

-- blazingEntropy [BE] began trolling aquaticAssassin [AA] --
BE: ?.- Jello.
AA: j€llo? as in do i want j€llo or just stating 'j€llo' to a random troll?
AA: i mys€lf do not car€ for j€llo, i much pr€f€r custard.
AA: who is this?
BE: ?.- Jello as in "Hello" I'm guessing. I probably should've spe°Ci°Fied that earlier in the °Cooking. Apologies.
BE: ?.- And my name is Rubedo. May I ask who am I trolling?.
AA: this is €isir€. (:€
BE: ?.- Greetings Eisire. And thank you °For not leaving me raw here. Not a lot o°F trolls are °Fond o°F the random en°Counter button it seems.
AA: y€s, my lusus has taught m€ to b€ quit€ suspicious of it... you ar€n't usuing this chat to track my location right?
BE: ?.- Even i°F I had the re°CQuired knowledge to dip into the task, I'm a°Fraid my dinner would be prone to be °Carbonized i°F I distra°Cted myel°F in su°Ch a way.
BE: ?.- By whi°Ch I guess I mean you're sa°Fe.
AA: my apologi€s for bord€ring on paranioa.
AA: i blam€ my lusus.
BE: ?.- Is that so? What kind o°F lusus was kneading you?.
AA: a €xtr€m€ly ov€rprot€ctiv€ and obnoxiously larg€ s€adragon who sunk thr€€ ships b€for€ i turn€d on€.
AA: and who r€fus€d to l€t m€ wand€r th€ surfac€ until i was 6.
AA: i'm sorry for complaning its just v€ry fustrating /:€
BE: ?.- I don't mind at all, don't steam it. My lusus wasn't that mu°Ch o°F a pinhole, but I guess I °Can understand how it may have °Caused you trouble. Espe°Cially being a seadweller I guess.
BE: ?.- How many sweeps has it been sin°Ce he let you rea°Ch the sur°Fa°Ce anyway?.
AA: i thought you'd figur€ that out quickly.
AA: sh€, and... thr€€? though i hav€n't b€€n up in a month.
BE: ?.- Oh wow. It does really su°Ck.
AA: or has it b€€n two months...
AA: y€s th€ last tim€ i w€nt up i forgot how to br€ath€ air
AA: th€ trolls on th€ b€ach thought i was insan€.
AA: list€n to m€ complaining, what ar€ you upto?
BE: ?.- I am °Currently waiting °For a grub dish I just put in the oven.
BE: ?.- Although I don't really think it's as interesting as your tales.
AA: my 'tal€s' mainly involv€ m€ hiding from trolls and trying to €scap€ my lusus.
AA: what kind of grub dish?
BE: ?.- grubsteak slightly barbeQued in it's own sau°Ce. With some herbs I °Found in the °Forest. I'm experimenting right now.
AA: sounds d€lishious.
AA: i n€€d to s€nd my lusus hunting b€caus€ s€aw€€d got boring 9 sw€€ps ago.
BE: ?.- Thanks. Do seadwellers eat the same kind o°F °Food? I have never been to the sea, but I'm pretty sure °Fire has more than some °Compli°Cations to be a °Fun°Ctional good underwater.
AA: sh€ brought hom€ this massiv€ hoofb€ast onc€ and th€ m€at was fantastic. and y€s, but i typically boil €v€rything in my 'ov€n' if i can call it that. it just sup€rh€ats th€ wat€r insid€ of it to cook food.
AA: most s€adw€ll€rs €at fish and misc€lan€ous s€afood
BE: ?.- You got me at the oven. I'd love to give it a try someday. But I'm a°Fraid the sea is too °Far away °For me to rea°Ch.
BE: ?.- I do agree on the hoo°Fbeasts though.
BE: ?.- I do not want to bore you with my anti°Cs though. What do you usually do to pass time?.
AA: boil€d €v€rything do€s grow old. i would v€ntur€ into th€ abov€wat€r part of my hiv€ but th€r€ is always at l€ast on€ ship on th€ horizon, so my lusus forbids it.
AA: i typically hol€ mys€lf up in my lab and play gog, i cr€at€ monst€rs, b€gining with dna until th€y matur€ and i s€ll th€m to th€ €mpr€ss.
AA: although not all ar€ monst€rs,
AA: i hav€ many as p€ts.
BE: ?.- That... sounds a lot more °Compli°Cated than barbeQues, I must say.
BE: ?.- And dangerous.
AA: curr€ntly, on€ is wrapp€d around my arm.
AA: and for m€ no, my brain is just wir€d that way.
AA: and th€ amount of s€curity in my labs is insan€, nothing l€av€s unl€ss i wish it.
AA: although for som€ r€ason i cannot g€t my h€ad around maths.
AA: any ch€mical €quations i n€€d to run i hav€ to s€nd through a comput€r.
AA: on€ mom€nt, th€ pr€viously m€ntion€d p€t is att€mpting to pry my caps lock k€y from my k€yboard.
BE: ?.- I'm sorry, I was away °From a se°Cond, the dish is ready.
BE: ?.- Oh, wow. Yes, that sounds sa°Fe I guess.
AA: and my p€t is b€ing rath€r n€€dy. p€rhaps this is goodby€? untill n€xt tim€?
BE: ?.- I guess so. Wait, what? So this means we °Can speak a next time?.
AA: y€s, if thats alright with you.
BE: ?.- I am more than ok with it.
AA: €xc€ll€nt! (:€
BE: ?.- It really doesn't matter that I'm, well...
AA: w€ll?
BE: ?.- Not as high on the hemospe°Ctrum as you?.
AA: if i chos€ my fri€nds bas€d on h€mosp€ctrum i would hav€ non€.
BE: ?.- I a°Ctually happen to be dit°Ched a lot based on my blood °Color so this is new to me. But I'm ok with this i°F you are.
BE: ?.- So, thanks.
AA: and i am oft€n subj€ct to assassination att€mpts b€caus€ of min€... so as long as you don't wish my d€ath i am okay with this! (:€
BE: ?.- I have had more than one si°Ck burn due to °Failing spe°Cta°Cularly to be aggresive.
BE: ?.- So don't mind me in that aspe°Ct.
BE: ?.- And now I really should go I guess.
AA: alright (:€ i will troll you lat€r!
BE: ?.- Have a ni°Ce meal.
-- aquaticAssassin [AA] ceased trolling blazingEntropy [BE] --[/color]


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Post by Rubedo Promet Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:35 pm

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-- blazingEntropy [BE] began pestering aquaticAssassin [AA] --
BE: ?.- Jello.
BE: ?.- I didn't expe°Ct you to be awaKe at this hour.
AA: h€llo!
AA: y€s i'm oft€n up all day and night
AA: working in my lab
AA: i actually just w€nt into my surfac€ cottag€
AA: i'm about to mak€ br€akfast any sugg€stions? (:€
BE: ?.- I'm about to maKe breaK°Fast as well. I don't Know what ingredients you have, but I'd suggest somedish light to start the day.
AA: l€ts s€€.... i hav€ €ggs and som€ h€rbs
AA: this is gonna sound so stupid but
AA: how do i turn on th€ burn€r thing on th€ top of th€ ov€n
AA: i forgot i hav€n't us€d it in ov€r a sw€€p
BE: ?.- Be°Fore answering that I must asK: Are you talKing about a land over or an underwater Kind o°F spe°Cial oven?.
BE: ?.- Be°Cause I'm not °Familiar with the later.
AA: oh a land ov€n!
AA: i'v€ d€cid€d to start living in my cottag€ mor€
AA: its much mor€ cozi€r than th€ r€st of my hiv€
BE: ?.- Oh, well, with that I °Can help you. I°F it's a more modern oven, you should see a button that °Can only be pressed while you hold it.
AA: ok h€r€ go€s
BE: ?.- At the time you press it, turn one o°F the dials to one side.
AA: ok...
AA: sw€€t i'v€ got fir€
BE: ?.- Great, you °Can now let go o°F both o°F them. The °Fire will stay.
AA: ok i want to us€ th€ flatish looking pan for €ggs right?
BE: ?.- Yes, exa°Ctly..
AA: aw€som€. so as i s€arch for that and wash off all th€ dust whats up with you? (:€
AA: any €xciting tal€s form th€ mainland?
BE: ?.- Kind o°F. I'm getting ready to go out.
BE: ?.- I met a new neighbor yesterday. Sort o°F a neighbor.
AA: an attractiv€ n€ighbor? (;€
BE: ?.- What, oh no.
BE: ?.- I mean I don't Know, but it's not liKe that.
AA: just a n€ighbor n€ighbor th€n?
BE: ?.- Yes, he just wants me to show him around a bit.
BE: ?.- I might taKe him breaK°Fast though.
AA: thats cool :3
AA: and oh? (;€
BE: ?.- Not what it seems, I promise.
BE: ?.- I just want him to not be wary o°F me.
BE: ?.- I live in an area °Full o°F lowbloods, but still.
AA: so h€ is a n€ighbor that is sort of a n€ighbor that wants you to show him around?
BE: ?.- Yes.
BE: ?.- I thinK he migrates or somedish, he won't be staying °For long.
AA: ooooh okay
AA: i m€t som€on€ who migrat€s as w€ll in th€ city
BE: ?.- Really? Traveling sure seems to be in now.
AA: y€s i am w€ll j€alous
BE: ?.- Would you liKe to travel a lot?.
BE: ?.- He didn't seem so happy with the idea though.
AA: y€s!
AA: r€ally?
AA: cuz you know b€
AA: i wanna b€
AA: wh€r€ th€ trolls ar€€€€€
AA: wanna s€€ th€m dancinnn
AA: sorry its stuck in my h€ad
AA: i watch€d th€ littl€ s€adw€ll€r last night
BE: ?.- Yo_oY.
BE: ?.- it's oK.
BE: ?.- It was just Kind o°F unexpe°Cted.
AA: i'v€ b€€n b€lting out th€ lyrics all morning
AA: so t€ll m€ mor€ of this myst€rious trav€l€r!
BE: ?.- Well, he lives in a tent and has a snaKe lusus. Also I have a nagging °Feeling I'm going to be the one to waKe him up.
AA: a snak€ lusus?
AA: whats his nam€?
BE: ?.- He said he was Theyiw. He also gave me his °Chumhandle.
BE: ?.- ...I swear it's not what it seems.
BE: ?.- despite everything looKing the opposite way.
AA: oh my glob
AA: i know him!
AA: blu€ blood with rings on his horns?
BE: ?.- I don't Know the °Color o°F his blood, it was too darK to see and he was inside a tent...
BE: ?.- But he did have rings.
AA: j€gus what ar€ th€ odds
BE: ?.- May I asK somedish?.
BE: ?.- °For no parti°Cular reason?.
AA: sur€?
BE: ?.- Did he give you his trollhandle as well?.
AA: yup!
AA: though it wasn't right away
AA: it was mor€ along th€ lin€s of h€ sav€d m€ from a bunch of lowbloods trying to kill m€
AA: and th€n l€t m€ sl€€p in his t€nt
BE: ?.- I'm sorry to hear that they were trying to Kill you, but I'm glad he helped you.
AA: and i was gonna mak€ him a cr€atur€ to r€pay him
AA: y€ah m€ too (:€
BE: ?.- So would you say that he's a ni°Ce guy?.
AA: y€s i most d€finat€ly would (:€
BE: ?.- That's help°Ful. Do you have any advi°Ce °For me?.
BE: ?.- BreaK°Fast is almost ready so I should meet him soon.
BE: ?.- And I don't Know what to expe°Ct.
AA: hmm....
AA: w€ll h€ was kinda grumpy to m€ at first, probally b€caus€ I had n€arly gott€n him kill€d
AA: but h€'s a r€ally nic€ and aw€som€ guy! (:€
BE: ?.- I will taKe that in my °Consideration list then.
BE: ?.- Well, I should probably part soon.
BE: ?.- I thinK he's waiting °For me.
AA: good luck (:€
BE: ?.- ThanK you.
AA: and hav€ fun on your €xploration of th€ surrounding ar€a!
BE: ?.- We will, I hope.
BE: ?.- ...And just °For the re°Cord, I swear it's not a date.
AA: alright (;€
BE: ?.- Oh gog.
-- blazingEntropy [BE] ceased pestering aquaticAssassin [AA] --
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Post by Rubedo Promet Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:56 pm

-- aquaticAssassin [AA] began pestering blazingEntropy [BE] --
AA: oh god im dying
AA: im dying
AA: it was th€ fukin €ggs
AA: oh glob
AA: you
AA: you ar€ in cahoots with th€ d€i€ty of €ggs ar€nt you
AA: you you told th€m to mak€ m€ sick
AA: cuz i t€as€d you
AA: brb
AA: ok thats lik€ th€ 6th tim€ iv€ puk€d
AA: i f€€l so sick
AA: im cl€arly dying
AA: i cant €v€n g€t up to g€t mys€lf food
BE: ?.- I beg your pardon? I just °Came home.
BE: ?.- OK... What happened?.
AA: i at€ €ggs
AA: w€nt to sl€€p
AA: th€n wok€ up f€€ling lik€ th€r€ was a hurrican€ in my stomach
AA: and i hav€ b€€n curl€d around th€ toil€t €v€r sinc€
BE: ?.- I'm sorry to hear that.
BE: ?.- Sounds liKe °Food poisoning.
AA: i blam€ yooooooou
AA: you told th€ €gg globs
AA: said i was t€asing you
AA: this is my punishm€nt
AA: oh glob
AA: ok i hav€ now thrown up 7 tim€s
AA: or is it 8
AA: com€ mak€ m€ food pl€as€
BE: ?.- I'm not entirely sure there's a deity ex°Clusive o°F egg-adoration, and even i°F there was one I assure you I didn't tell them anything..
AA: y€s th€r€ is
AA: b€caus€ if th€r€ wasn't i wouldnt f€€l lik€ d€ath
AA: th€ last tim€ i f€lt this horrid was wh€n i at€ sh€llfish
AA: wait
AA: €ggs isn't sh€llfish right
BE: ?.- No.
AA: th€n again i would not b€ br€athing if that was th€ cas€
AA: com€ mak€ m€ food pl€as€
AA: or bring m€ som€ wat€r
AA: i cant lift my h€ad off of th€ floor
AA: this is path€tic
AA: yup im dying
BE: ?.- I'm °Failing to understand how it would be possible °For me to go to where you are. Wherever that is, by the way.
AA: i hav€ dragons
AA: on€ will com€ pick you up
AA: i just n€€d coordinat€s
BE: ?.- ... Dragons.
AA: y€s dragons
AA: big flying scaly b€asts that br€ath€ fir€
AA: 9
AA: 9 tim€s oh glob im dying
AA: €v€rything hurts
BE: ?.- Wow, you are really puKing so mu°Ch..
AA: y€s i am dying
AA: car€ to comfort m€ in my final hours
BE: ?.- I'm assuming you either didn't °CooK the egg thoroughly and ate some o°F it raw, or Quite on the °Contrary you over°CooKed it.
AA: ok att€mpt numb€r 27 to g€t up has fail€d
AA: it did tast€ r€ally w€ird
AA: it was mor€ liquid than solid
AA: ar€ th€y suppos€d to b€ lik€ that
AA: €ith€r way im sw€aring off €ggs for th€ r€st of my lif€
AA: so a f€w hours
BE: ?.- Only °For under°CooKed eggs.
AA: shit
AA: fuck my floor is cold
AA: B€ b€ straight with m€ am i gonna di€?
AA: cuz if i'm gonna di€ i'd rath€r not di€ on th€ bathroom floor
BE: ?.- No, AA, you will be °Fine. It will hurt a bit but it'll be °Fine eventually. You just need a lot o°F rest and taKing °Care o°F yoursel°F.
BE: ?.- Sin°Ce I am. You Know.
BE: ?.- Not living near you.
AA: a bit?
AA: a bit noooooo this is not a bit
AA: com€ on pl€as€
AA: just giv€ m€ th€ coordinat€s im dying
AA: 11
AA: aw fuck
BE: ?.- I have no idea how to give you those.
BE: ?.- I live in a °Communal Hive Stem either way.
AA: most palmhusks hav€ a gps in th€m
AA: pl€as€ im b€ggin you
AA: pl€€€€€as€
BE: ?.- What is a gps...?.
AA: ok im hakin your phon€
AA: giv€ m€ a minut€ im trying to conc€ntrat€
AA: glob my h€ad is pounding
BE: ?.- Wait what?.
BE: ?.- I thought you were in the bathroom?.
AA: i am
AA: ok
AA: think i'v€ found you
BE: ?.- I thought you weren't a ha°CKer.
AA: cod€ is basically comput€r dna
AA: palmhusks ar€ €ss€ntially mini comput€rs
BE: ?.- Oh sweet night sKy you are a°Ctually serious here.
AA: yup
BE: ?.- About the dragon too?.
AA: yup
AA: i mak€ cr€atur€s for a living
AA: th€ on€ im s€nding isn't that big €ith€r
AA: sit b€hind his wing joints and hold on to his n€ck
BE: ?.- To Quote °Contemporary a°Ctor Will Smith.
BE: ?.- Well, °Fu°CK.
AA: this is for ignoring m€ wh€n i b€gg€d for instructions on how to cook €ggs
AA: 12
AA: oh glob
AA: i am v€ry soon going to b€ unconsious on th€ bathroom floor
BE: ?.- I am so sorry about that but I was Kind o°F in a rush right then.
AA: y€ah i know you w€r€ on your dat€
AA: (;€
AA: that is all th€ €n€rgy i hav€ to t€as€ you
BE: ?.- It was not a date!.
AA: ok i am g€tting incr€asingly dizzy
AA: s€€ you soon
BE: ?.- Oh no.
AA: front door is unlock€d just l€t yours€lf in
AA: h€ should b€ th€r€ soon
AA: his nam€ is jo€yn€
BE: ?.- But how is it going to land?.
BE: ?.- I live in the middle o°F a hive stem.
AA: h€'s not that big h€'ll figur€ it out
AA: h€'ll probally land in th€ n€ar€st grass
AA: oh sw€€t fuck my h€ad is killing m€
AA: i gotta turn my palm husk off
AA: its th€ only light sourc€ and its giving m€ a migrain€
AA: ta
BE: ?.- What.
BE: ?.- Oh no.
-- aquaticAssassin [AA] ceased pestering blazingEntropy [BE] --
BE: ?.- ...°Fu°CK.
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